My Addictions
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December 22, 2038

Besides world Domination, I have a myriad of other addictions, some of them change over time, defeated by new addictions. Not un-similar to gate way drugs.. :) Mmm. Gateway drugs.

And my top ten addictions are...

Eldaraenth - A Low Fantasy World in which one may exist to have fun at the expense of none. Hmmm.. Sounds like a great time. Maybe you should check it out.

Tabacco - Recently added. I love this stuff, it makes me not have to sleep, at the cost of not smelling like a fire pit. I smoke Marlboro Ultra Light 100's. Yes I am a fairy. No I'm not gay.

SLEEP - The ultimate addiction. Worse than Heroine or Alcohol, due to the need for sleep. Sleep can be combated in a veriaty of ways. My new favorite way to replace sleep is through Tabacco.. Sometimes I like to replace sleep with sex, but that doesn't happen often. Give me your pity then give me your money.

Sex - Ok, I'm a healthy young male. Of course I'm addicted to sex. If I wasn't I would be queer. I was going to make porn sepperate, but really I'm only addicted to porn when I'm not getting sex.

Certain Movies - There are certain movies I can't stop watching. Its eerie. Dear God Help Me!

Mind Control Schemes - Really this is part of my World Domination.

Due to Chris the words Mad Pimp - DAMN IT CHRIS YOU MAD PIMP I'M GONNA GET YOU LIKE A MAD PIMP.

Putting useless information out into the web, and elsewhere - Only talk to me if you are preparing for the The Weakest Link or Who Wants to Be a Millionare that is the only time my information is prevalent in the conversation.

Half-Naked German Exchange Students Riding in the Back seat of my car - Need I say more?

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