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All of Earth's citizens will be tested for ignorance, those
who test positive will become the happy slaves of those who do not.
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All of the ignorant slaves shall be genetically altered that
they might better serve whatever function they are designated to be used
for.
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A government funded organization will be established with
the purpose of regulating the use of the ignorant.
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Those who are mentally challenged will not be forced to
adapt to life amongst the normal, they will all live on a commune created in
a resort like manner on tropical islands throughout the world. The staff at
these communes will be made up of ignorant slaves, humanitarians, and
philanthropists. Visitation from family will be funded by the government,
and will be available after the proper forms are filled out.
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Those who do not wish to better society by working hard will
not have to, they will be shipped to Siberia where they can do whatever they
want.
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A small section of Eastern Europe will have large walls
built around it. Inside of this area it will be anarchy, no laws. The world
government will fund maintenance of the walls, however, no laws will
be enforced inside of the walls. The area shall be known as "The Free
Zone." Named after a movie that I saw on USA Up All Night.
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Crime shall be dealt with in cruel and unusual ways thought
up by a department of government know as the Department of Creative and
Deserving Punishments. They will be responsible for creating Unique
punishments for extreme crimes, fitting the situation. As long as they do
not go overboard they will be allowed to have free reign of the criminals,
after conviction.
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Trials shall no longer be faire. A Judge will sit on a very
tall chair, whenever a criminal is brought before him, he will be given full
power to decide guilt or innocence. The criminal may have a representative.
The trial shall be quick, and will begin shortly after the accused is
brought into police custody. All trials shall begin with the question,
"Do you plead guilty or do you wish to be imprisoned in the Free Zone
for the remainder of your years?"
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More money made equals more money given to the government.
Exactly 15% off all money made will be taxed. Failure to pay taxes will
result in a punishment given by the DCDP.
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Medical and Education will be provided by the Government.
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One Caribbean Island will be used for the purpose of
flogging all former world leaders, so that they might know their role.
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The leader of the world government shall hence forth be
known as Le Grande Fromage. Anyone caught saying this in English will be publicly
humiliated by being forced to dance the dreaded Macarena
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It will be pointed out during the annual State of the Planet
Address that A dog can save your life while drowning but a cat can't.
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Research will done to create Anthromorphic people. I really
think that is a good direction for science to go in.
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The Moon shall be colonized.
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We shall strip mine the asteroids in the asteroid belt for
the purpose of extraditing raw materials.
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To conserve fossil fuels, the Ignorant Slaves will push
large turbines to create power.
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Politically Correct Terms shall be banned from use.
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Those people who suffer from some kind of Handicap shall be
given a slave specially trained to fill the role of servant for a person
with that particular handicap.
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Golf shall no longer be considered a sport.
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However, chess shall be.
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School will give only 20% of their budget to Football,
instead of the traditional 70%. This may still seem high, until one reads
the changes in the rules of football.
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Football teams shall be decreased to 5 on either side. The
Ball itself will randomly explode when one "lucky fan" pushes the
button attached to their seat. All seats shall have this button, only one
shall work. The players on either team will be the same as those in the
"Blood of Heroes," However, the quick will be allowed to carry a
small pistol that fires blanks.
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Racism will be punishable by enslavement.
That is all for now. Check back often.
